West Bridgford, Nottingham

House rules

Consent comes first.

Read the twelve house rules before your first visit. Staff can explain anything you are unsure of when they show you around.

  1. Consent, always

    The most important rule, inside the club and in how members behave online. Ask, every time, everyone involved. Non-consensual advances end your membership and, where it warrants it, involve the authorities.

  2. No drugs

    No illegal substances on the premises. Anyone found breaking this is removed, reported and banned instantly.

  3. No cameras, no phones upstairs

    No recording equipment of any kind upstairs, including camera phones, without prior management permission. Lockers and a security box are available at reception.

  4. No sex for money or reward

    Not tolerated in any form. Offering it earns an instant ban.

  5. Confidentiality

    Members agree not to report details of the club or its members to the media or third parties. Members may be asked their profession on arrival.

  6. Nothing drunk or disorderly

    Inside or outside the premises. Drunk or disorderly behaviour is not accepted.

  7. Smart dress

    Shirts and suits are advised for Friday and Saturday. No t-shirts, tracksuits, trainers or football shirts. Sundays are more relaxed. Management can refuse admission.

  8. Over 21s only

    Photo ID at the door, every time, no exceptions.

  9. No smoking or vaping

    The whole premises is non-smoking, including vaping.

  10. Look after the equipment

    Staff give you a tour and advice on anything you want to use. Damage to the premises or equipment is invoiced to the member responsible.

  11. No large groups

    Large groups are not admitted, and singles are capped on Friday and Saturday nights. Check before you travel or buy online first.

  12. Safe sex

    Condoms are free at the club. Ask reception for anything you need, including information.

Management reserves the right to revoke membership for any of the above, or anything else that brings the club, its staff or its members into disrepute.

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