House rules
Twelve rules, and one that matters most.
Members tell us the enforcement is what makes the room feel safe. So here they are in full, in advance, rather than on a laminated sheet at the door. They become second nature within about an hour.
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Consent, always
The most important rule, inside the club and in how members behave online. Ask, every time, everyone involved. Non-consensual advances end your membership and, where it warrants it, involve the authorities.
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No drugs
No illegal substances on the premises. Anyone found breaking this is removed, reported and banned instantly.
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No cameras, no phones upstairs
No recording equipment of any kind upstairs, including camera phones, without prior management permission. Lockers and a security box are available at reception.
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No sex for money or reward
Not tolerated in any form. Offering it earns an instant ban.
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Confidentiality
Members agree not to report details of the club or its members to the media or third parties. Members may be asked their profession on arrival.
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Nothing drunk or disorderly
Inside or outside the premises. Consent is not possible under the influence, and drunken behaviour is neither sexy nor acceptable.
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Smart dress
Shirts and suits are advised for Friday and Saturday. No t-shirts, tracksuits, trainers or football shirts. Sundays are more relaxed. Management can refuse admission.
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Over 21s only
Photo ID at the door, every time, no exceptions.
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No smoking or vaping
In line with current regulations, the whole premises is non-smoking.
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Look after the equipment
Staff give you a tour and advice on anything you want to use. Damage to the premises or equipment is invoiced to the member responsible.
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No large groups
Large groups are not admitted, and singles are capped on Friday and Saturday nights. Check before you travel or buy online first.
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Safe sex
Condoms are free at the club. Ask reception for anything you need, including information.
Management reserves the right to revoke membership for any of the above, or anything else that brings the club, its staff or its members into disrepute.