Join in person. Meet the team.

How it works

Come on a night the club is open, ask at reception, and bring a recognised form of photo identification. Staff take your full name and address. You read and agree the house rules, pay the fee, and that is you.

There is then a 48 hour probationary period. It exists so both sides can be sure this is a good fit. If it is not, membership is revoked and the fee is not refunded, as explained in the membership terms.

Membership runs a rolling year from the day you join, not from January.

Couples, single women, single men

The club is aimed primarily at couples, because of its size and its character. Single women are welcome. Single men are welcome in limited numbers, and applications are best made on a Sunday evening when there is time for a proper conversation. Availability for single gents is limited, so message the club before travelling.

Applications for couples and single women cannot be completed after 9.30pm on Saturday. Come earlier, or come on a Sunday.

What you get

• Access to book members' nights; event tickets are priced separately
• A fully licensed members bar, with plenty of people who never go further than it
• Private rooms, from the romantic to the kink focused
• The workshop programme, running here since 2018
• A birthday discount and rewards for referring a friend
• A vote, if you want one: members can join the committee and steer the club

Discretion, in specifics

The entrance is at the rear, down an alley, not on the high street. No cameras or camera phones upstairs, at all, without prior management permission. Members may be asked their profession on arrival and agree not to report anything about the club or its members to the media or to third parties.

Nothing is ever posted to your home address. Details are held on a secure server, are not sold or shared, and are retained for one year. Email addresses are kept only if you ask for the newsletter.